Definition of Kiss

DEFINITION OF KISS ACCORDING TO:

Prof of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the
demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two
divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance
between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the
interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary
bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two
orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and
antiseptic.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the
child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds
a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be
an undefined variable